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AU CONTRAIRE', my good pilgrim! This was scheduled as a SCRIMMAGE game by the GHSA! Our counting games start on Saturday, August 24, at Mercedes Benz Stadium!

WOOOOOONDERFUL! SOOOOOO, these folks travel 300 miles from Hotlanna, not knowing WHAT'S WHAT! We got to Troy University back in May, thinking that THAT was a full game scenario, for three quarters! Only to find out at KO, that it would be modified with no hit on the QB, and no runbacks! Even the play by play guy on TV was bummed out!

We will be having people coming down from Hotlanna for the Colquitt-Columbia 'game'. And my question IS, what type scenario can we expect? 1)A controlled scrimmage where there are no runbacks on KO's or punts, and where the QB's are protected with a green jersey! 2)Where we have a regular game for three quarters, plus JV! 3)Or a FULL BLOWN slobberknocker?

SOOOOOOO, TRUTH is considered ANTICS to you Millennial pansies?

I'm trying to do MY part, to git us to da KICKOFF!

You know more about our state than I THOUGHT? You know the last time a Bush League State Champion beat my public school Packers? That would be N E V E R, in a 105 years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And we have EIGHT Bush League Champions in our cemetery! ROGUE? You mean FRAMED don't you? And he had to clean up the mess from your BUSH LEAGUE coach from Nawth FLAAAWDA Christian, Lil Timmy Chokely. Who had nearly run our program back into the STONE AGE!

THAT'S why I git da BIIIIIIIG BUCKS!

SOOOOOO, I take it that we'll be a playin the Jaxsonville ALLSTARS? WOOOOOOOOOOO! Lemme see now! We played USA TODAY #10 AHP, but they didn't want no mo, no mo! We played Madison Co.! NO MAS, NO MAS! Cocoa CANCELLED on us at the eleventh hour! And Tampa Plant said, WE WANT OUR MOMMIES, after that 40-8 tuneup! Not to mention that after Miami Central BARELY got by Hoover, 20-19! We BLASTED DAT ASS 35-14, in a game that SHOULD have been 29-0 at the HALF! We've played against NINE future NATIONAL CHAMPIONS, and then there is YOU girls! Did I piss on your Wheaties? I think NOT BUT! REMEMBER, DON'T POKE THE BEAR, BEEEEOOOOTCH! And you won't hafta talk very loud, cause I, and 1500 of my closest friends, will be sitting over your LEFT SHOULDER, and ten FEET behind your bench at the HOG PEN!

Albany, Georgia's Rashad Greene, the transfer to STA!

Well, let's be clear heah! HE was the one boasting about what TCA was going to do to US! ACTUALLY, it's a perfect storm for TCA! We have a great RB BUT, an inexperienced OL! And THEY have a great secondary. And we have a new coach with only five years of varsity experience as a head dude in the Georgia Bush Leagues! But if our Spring scrimmage against Meridian, Miss. was any indication, we MAY be BAD TO DA BONE on D! PLUS, we had two defensive underclassmen, who won the MVP Position Awards at the FSU padded camp this summer, which had thirty teams from FLAAAAWDA and South Georgia! So, we'll see!

Yeah, Colquitt's football infrastructure can only be compared to IMG Academy in FLAAAWDA! And THEY don't have an IPF!

Does Tallahassee count? I stopped at a traffic light one night, and heard a thud in the back seat! And LOW and beHOLD, it was a Master's Degree! I also lived in Panhandle purgatory for about a minute and a half back in the day, until a hurricane bankrupted my family!

YEAH, in the BUSH LEAGUES! I still remember when he was in the bigs of Region 1AAAAAAA! His fanbase was yelling, "WE WANT COLQUITT, WE WANT COLQUITT!" And two forty point losses later, they don't want NONE of COLQUITT! And NOW, he won't even answer the phone, when we are trying to fill out our non region schedule. And, he got HUMILIATED by the opponent we were supposed to play last season, SFA! People around the country THINK that Valdosta and Lee Co. were the best that Georgia had to offer in the State Champion's Challenge! TRUTH be known, they backed into the games with Chandler, Arizona, and SFA, when Grayson opted out, because ESPN would only let the schools bring fifty players! And a school, Valdosta, who 8-5 Colquitt had beaten 45-24 AT DEATH VALLEY, went to Texas and lost by the same margin to Chandler! THEN, the GREAT Fabrizio played SFA AT HOME when Colquitt was upset 14-13 by Milton last season, in the finals! And was LAID OUT, something like 45-14! Fabrizio is a JOKE, just like the others from FLAAAAAWDA that I mentioned, who came NORTH for a paycheck! By the BY, Fabrizio managed to beat one of your perennial powers last season! And Adam Clack at Milton, BLASTED one of the best teams in Flaaawda last season, Cardinal Gibbons, 42-17!

How many U.S. Senators and heads of major companies like DAYS INN, has Jacksonville had? Funny how you call US Rednecks, when 95% of FLAAAWDA is SWAMPLAND! Everytime I see the Sunburn State, I think of Dueling Banjos, drug runners, Shine, and BURMESE PYTHONS!

Blue Darter MUST be laughing at HIS team's performances! HELL, we ran their former coach out of Valdosta, more than a decade ago!

MY, MY, MY, TEMPER TEMPER! If it weren't for transfers in your lil swampland state! You'd have NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WELL, I cain't really speak to your creative playa acquisition programs in FLAAAAAWDA BUT! Our coaching staff knows who their varsity starters will be in the SIXTH GRADE! And if we NEEDED assistance for a level playing field! It would be your inferior COACHING in the Sunburn State! Former FLAAAAWDA coaches in Georgia, Auggie Discristafaro, Robbie Pruitt, Welton Coffey, Timmy Cokely, and Dean Fabrizio, are CANNON FODDER in our state! Lil Timmy Chokely, with his 110-10 record at NFC and a 1000 state championships, got our administration to drink the Kool Aide! And after three LOOOOOOOOOONG, EXCRUCIATING seasons at the head of the Packers! He nearly ran our program into OBLIVION, with a 14-16 record! Two years after he left, our NEW coach had us in the Georgia big school semis, where we lost 19-10 to USA TODAY #3 Camden Co.!

According to High Shool Football Amuuurica, WE BE purdy good, at #12 in their rankings! But we are only #37 in two other polls, and #1 in the Georgia AAAAAAA preseason poll! So YEAH, we MAY have a chaince!

THAT'S whatcha grandpappy said! Would you boys like your headstone in cursive or block lettering? Jist fer sheeeeaaaats and giggles though! I wonder which one of dem studs is gonna cover our 6'5", 235lb. TE, verballed to FSU? Or our four star RB verbaled to Awebun? And I wonder if they will be playing EVERY defensive snap? Because we rotate ten receivers! And we see how many plays we can run in SIXTY SECONDS! And as for your county having 300 schools! Most of the talent goes to TCA! If we utilized just two players, from the surrounding eleven schools to our rural county, like you boys do. The FLAAAAWDA ALL Stars couldn't touch us! Think NOT? THESE are players we've played, who you may have heard of. Tyreek Hill, Alexander Wright, Deion Branch, Rashad Greene, Malcolm Mitchell, Robert Nkemdiche, Wayne Gallman, Alvin Kamara, and Mitch Hyatt? We played those guys a total of twenty three times in high school. And if those names don't ring a bell! Two were the FASTEST men in the NFL at that time! Two are CURRENT NFL SUPERSTARS, one had nine catches in the Super Bowl, and three others started on National Championship teams at FSU and Clemson! A lil history lesson for you there pilgrim! Our weakest team in the last decade, lost 17-14 to USA TODAY #10 American Heritage, PLANTATION! After our future All American kicker had missed THREE forty yard or closer, FG's! We tuned up 10-2 Tampa Plant, 40-8! And we beat state runners up Madison Co.! We beat USA TODAY #9 Hoover 35-14, the week after Miami Central BARELY salvaged a 20-19 win over the Bucs! And our team was the JUNIOR version of our 2015 National Championship addition! Two years ago, we barely got by Bishop Sullivan, Va., the best team in that state! Two weeks after they had lost to St. Frances Academy 29-8! We won 38-7! And last season, we beat one of your namesakes from ole MIZZZZOU, Trinity Catholic, 42-14! They won their state championship 40-13! Their only other loss was a triple OT loss to East St. Louis, Ill. 33-30! And you boys are playing us as a fill in, because East St. Louis BACKED OUT! But as that great Amuuurican, Tom Bodett often says, "we'll leave the light on for you!"

SOOOOOO, the answer is NOOOOOOO! OUR kids were here in the FIRST GRADE! Cause we don't NEED no stinking transfers! We have a nine school feeder system, and an indoor practice facility!

By "playing together", do you mean that they weren't HOMEGROWN?

I guess that we'll line up and do the best that we can! Good thing they don't go both ways HUH?

I realize that this was only 7 on 7 BUT! MC failed to place at the Kirby Smart 7 on 7 Tourney yesterday! And they BARELY beat an Alcovy team in OT, that was BLOWN OUT by Colquitt county, 56-0, in real football last season! Course, Alcovy also placed fourth in the Cam Newton 7 on 7 last week! And with 48 seniors, they are our HOMECOMING game! HIDE da women and children, when they roll into town, NEXT time!!

Funny how Colquitt had SEVEN open dates this season. But they couldn't get Colombia HI to schedule them! Yet BOTH teams are playing TRINITY!

The only schools that are succumbing to the PC pressure, are out West, up North, and FLORIDA!