My repertoire with the ladies is much more extensive than that! 

If you and I were ever at the same high football game at the same time, that would be the honor and privilege of your life, would't it?! 

Jambun is a referee of life. He walks up to a woman in a bar talking with her guy friends and throws a yellow flag, and whistles: “TOO MANY MEN ON THE FIELD”” Jambun and the woman laugh as they walk back to his FHSAA sponsored automobile  true story 

Not on this message board.  Apparently Jambun is a referee of mystery.

Do I believe you were a high school football referee at some point in your lifetime? Yes.