Who is assuming?  You are.  And why do you keep denying that you were a registered game official?  You are the one that brings it up all the time. 

You know what was a great song by Kenny Loggins? The song from the arm wrestling movie that starred Sylvester Stallone. The movie was forgettable, but I always liked that song. 

That would never be in an issue with the great leadership provided in our national and state Governments, and it also assumes that I am a registered game official, which has never been proven on this message board. 

That will never happen because, first of all, I would never step foot in the s*** hole country, and, secondly, I would have to be a registered game official, which has never been proven on this message board. 

I like that.  What about “Give Me 3 Steps” by Lynyrd Skynyrd except change it “Give Me 3 Miles”.