Were most of the fouls procedural penalties or judgement calls?  

You're welcome for the honor and privilege! 

I see you making faces again instead of talking to me like a man big shot. I am used to ladies making smiling faces after spending a night with me, but I want you to stop making these faces when trying to react to my well-received, accurate, on-target comments! 

I have asked you to provide examples several times when you have complained about officiating in games that you have viewed/attended, and you do not have the courage to answer my questions. From now on, you keep your opinions on the officiating to yourself, and do not comment on officiating again.  Do you understand and have I made myself clear? 

You don't know who I am, or even if I am an official or not!