That would never be in an issue with the great leadership provided in our national and state Governments, and it also assumes that I am a registered game official, which has never been proven on this message board. 

That will never happen because, first of all, I would never step foot in the s*** hole country, and, secondly, I would have to be a registered game official, which has never been proven on this message board. 

I like that.  What about “Give Me 3 Steps” by Lynyrd Skynyrd except change it “Give Me 3 Miles”.

I can picture “Danger Zone” by Kenny Loggins playing as they getaway