Speaking of Hooters, I have 2 friends that would always want to go to our local one in Tampa right next to USF.  We had a favorite hot young single waitress that we always asked to serve us.  They were single.  I am married.  We were all older than her by 30+ years.  My 2 buddies thought they might have a chance with her.  We would have separate checks so we tipped separately.  On purpose, I would always tip larger than them so she would actually speak to me way more than them.     After our waitress transferred to another Hooters my buddies picked out a new waitress.  God bless her, she was somewhat cute but certainly not like the first one.  Also, she always looked like she had been partying the night before, rolled out of bed, she may have slept in her Hooters outfit and headed to work.  I didn’t play the big tipping game with her so my buddies got more attention.   Football.

I had that feeling one of the few times that I went to Hooters to eat. I was with a group, I never would have gone on my own, but I remember the server placing her tits about 6 inches from my face and thinking "Yeah, she is angling for the tip"! 

The funniest part about tipping is when some pretty waitress pretends to like some lame cuck so she can squeeze a bigger tip out of him, and he give it to her thinking it might make her show interest in him. South Park made and episode about it. It was hilarious 

You know what’s so crazy about tipping? 2 waiters can walk out with the same size plate and the same exact weight of meat on it.    one is a $10 burger and the other is a $100 steak.    same exact walk, talk, carry, act etc etc.  but at the end, one waiter is expected a $20 tip and the other is lucky to get $2.    For the same shit. Craziness. I don’t go out to eat for that reason. At least not to places where some clown writes down my order and then some other clown delivers it. And then leaves for 15 minutes while I need a refill of water (no $5 sodas for me)  F that. People at McDonalds work way harder than any waiter prancing around some restaurant splitting half his work with other people.    hard pass. Lol

Gotta get by West Boca and Atlantic