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On 1/17/2018 at 6:45 PM, BrowardHandicapper said:

Fast forward to the future...all coaches fly in on helicopters...no big thang anymore...so....  

Nick Saban becomes the first NCAA coach to skydive and land on a high school field, with Alabama logo on the parachute.  With pinpoint precision, the University of Alabama/Adidas stealth bomber (gigantic Adidas logo on the underbelly with BIG-time naming rights) does a flyover just as Coach Saban touches the ground.  While all of this is taking place, the University of Alabama/Nike football drone is broadcasting the entire event in a live, pay-per-view spectacle (all profits will be used to fund the new University of Alabama/New Balance nuclear submarine, which will be used to facilitate future visits to high schools in Coastal cities.)  Coach Saban then takes a quick tour of the high school, using the University of Alabama/Under Armour jetpack (no time for walkin' folks).   Although NCAA rules still prevent him from making contact with recruits, he uses the University of Alabama/Geico telepathic communicator to send untraceable, subliminal messages to the recruit, such as "Coach Saban likes you MUCH better than that 5-star recruit from IMG."       

I cannot wait.  And to think some folks consider Alabama a bit backwards.    

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4 hours ago, OldSchoolLion said:

Fast forward to the future...all coaches fly in on helicopters...no big thang anymore...so....  

Nick Saban becomes the first NCAA coach to skydive and land on a high school field, with Alabama logo on the parachute.  With pinpoint precision, the University of Alabama/Adidas stealth bomber (gigantic Adidas logo on the underbelly with BIG-time naming rights) does a flyover just as Coach Saban touches the ground.  While all of this is taking place, the University of Alabama/Nike football drone is broadcasting the entire event in a live, pay-per-view spectacle (all profits will be used to fund the new University of Alabama/New Balance nuclear submarine, which will be used to facilitate future visits to high schools in Coastal cities.)  Coach Saban then takes a quick tour of the high school, using the University of Alabama/Under Armour jetpack (no time for walkin' folks).   Although NCAA rules still prevent him from making contact with recruits, he uses the University of Alabama/Geico telepathic communicator to send untraceable, subliminal messages to the recruit, such as "Coach Saban likes you MUCH better than that 5-star recruit from IMG."       

I cannot wait.  And to think some folks consider Alabama a bit backwards.    

There is something incredibly unseemly, if not downright dystopian, about this scenario. But the sad thing is, it may well play out. Maybe it's a good thing I am relatively old, and probably don't have that much time left. Not sure I want to be around for this. 

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