Seminole Turnover Backpack Already Outdone

[OldSchoolLion]

Not be outdone by their ACC foes the Noles....Duke, in line with its snooty academic image, has implemented the turnover woodwinds.  Each turnover during a game will allow the athlete to graduate to the next instrument.  Imagine the thrill of a hyped up CB with 3 INT's taunting his opponents with a masterful rendition of one of Bach's cello suites.  Check out #56...u touch my viola I kill you.

[badbird]

4 hours ago, OldSchoolLion said:

Not be outdone by their ACC foes the Noles....Duke, in line with its snooty academic image, has implemented the turnover woodwinds.  Each turnover during a game will allow the athlete to graduate to the next instrument.  Imagine the thrill of a hyped up CB with 3 INT's taunting his opponents with a masterful rendition of one of Bach's cello suites.  Check out #56...u touch my viola I kill you.

The backpack is so FSU players can steal shoes or crab legs

[OldSchoolLion]

The Gators have done it!  While the Noles have their "Secure the Bag" motivation, the Gators now have their "Protect the Purse" mantra.    I cannot wait for the Noles to meet the Gators this year.  Imagine when the Gator players enter Doak Campbell, each flaunting a designer Gucci football handbag and taunting the Noles' for their lame backpacks.  This all fits so beautifully with the softer, gentler image of the game.    

[OldSchoolLion]

The Aggies have the pimp cane and the Seminoles have the .....backpack.  Who got swag?

[OldSchoolLion]

it's official...FSU's turnover backpack is lame..beaten out by Tennessee's turnover trashcan

[OldSchoolLion]

...maybe it's like rock, paper, scissors....backpack covers chainsaw

[Hwy17]

On 9/13/2018 at 1:02 PM, OldSchoolLion said:

The Aggies have the pimp cane and the Seminoles have the .....backpack.  Who got swag?

Add a fur trench coat like Joe Namath and they really be pimpin

[OldSchoolLion]

Well, it was a matter of time before the fad hit the NFL.  Now Taco Bell has introduced the new "Turnover Tacos" complete with the "Nacho Bizness"  cape.  Of course this is all true, I would never joke about such things.  

 

[OldSchoolLion]

Boise State's turnover throne...maybe we could have a virtual throne for the weekly pick'ems winner